Here we list the worst Bollywood lyrics, the top ten. *sigh*
1. Dil Garden Garden Ho Gaya
Ke dil garden garden ho gaya
Ke bhanwra bagiyan mein kho gaya
Okay, now hearts are gardens.
2. Mein ladki pon pon pon tu ladka pon pon pon
Main ladki po po po tu ladka po po po
Ham dono milen po po po ab aage hoga kya
Kuch nahi hoga kuch nahi hoga
Ham donon mein bas ye hoga
Po po pa po po pa po po pa po po pa po po pa po po pa po po
3. Meri pant bhi sexy meri shirt bhi sexy
Tu ladki kitni cute hai
Tera face bhi kitna sweet hai
Tu beauty tu chalu
mai dil me tujhe basaunga aur apna tujhe
Dear Govinda, we have no words for you. *bows down*
4. Jab tak rahega samose mein aloo?
Tera rahunga oh meri shaalu?
Okay so umm, we love samosas? Correct?
5. Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar de de
Ek Chumma Tu Mujhko Udaar Dede
Badle Mein UP, Bihar Lele
Newsflash: We now trade kisses for states. Also, Govinda continues to stump us.
6. Arrey don’t touch my body o more saiyan
Tera jala dungi gadda aur takiya
I will find you and I will burn you.
7. Fevicol se
yar karle tu aaj angur ki daughter se
Naseeyat bhool jayega tu ek quarter se
Peene wale ko bhi jeene ka maza aayega
Ye woh daru hai jo chadh jaaye sirf water se
We don’t have any words. Just..!
8. Woofer tu meri,meri
Ni gaddi sadi beja ni jattiye,
ni door tenu lehja, we arriye
ni woofer tu meri, meri
mein tera amplifier, fier
9. Chocolate, lime juice, ice cream, toffeeya
Pehle jaise abb mere shauk hain kaha
Gudiya khilone meree saheliya
Abb mujhe lagatee hain saree paheliya
Yeh kaun sa mod hai umrr kaa…
10. Maine paidal se ja raha tha
Maine paidal se ja raha tha, unhe cycle se aa rahi thi
Kiya ting ting ka ishara mujhe badnaam kiya na
Maine cycle se ja raha tha, unhe tumtum se aa rahi thi
Kiya tin tin ka ishara mujhe badnaam kiya na
We HAD to end with Govinda 😀
Do you think you know lyrics that are worse? Let us know which they are 😀
