Bollywood is like a big canvas, and many artists are working to paint it with their thoughts and skills. But sometimes some artwork goes above our mind and then every person decodes it according to his/her ability and ideas. These perverted lyrics will bring a laughter riots. The censor board in full swing these days but earlier when it was just on papers, these types of songs were passed. Pahlaj Nihalani sir what were you really up to? But let me clear one thing if you think that the songs are of today’s time the dear let me tell you these songs are from the 90’s. Nonsensical lyrics combined with eccentric video is what is known as a full package in Bollywood.
Tie your seatbelts because the laughter coaster is about to begin-
1. Dreamum Wakeupum-Aiyyaa
I still don’t understand what was so wrong with the makers of this movie and Rani Mukherjee she killed it with her acting. The video of the song is more hilarious than the lyrics. The whole movie was some prank.
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Here are the lyrics-
Dreamum wakeupum critical conditionum
Earthum quakepum hil dool sab shake upum
Face to faceum dharti putram
Top to baseum kama sutram
Thighsum thunderum downum underum
Sizeum matterum thinkum wonderum
Jumpingum, pumpingum
Throbbingum, thumpingum
Wune runde mune naale
2. DK Bose- Delhi Belly
The movie was good but this song stole the whole show! 😛 The question is can you understand the pun? It seems that the musicians had to add a song so they thought let us add random words with arbitrary meanings and produce a song.
Here are the lyrics
Daddy mujhse bola, Tu galati hai meri
Tujhpe Zindagani guilty hai meri
Saabun ki Shaqal mein, beta tu toh nikla keval jhaag…
Piddi jaissa chuhaa
Dum pakda toh nikla kala naag
Naag naag
Bhaag
Bhaag bhaag DK bose, DK bose, D K bose
3. Saree Ke Fall Sa- R. Rajkumar
Remember this movie starring Shahid Kapoor and Sonakshi Sinha. The lyricist of this song is Mayur Puri. He has given many Bollywood hits like Teri Ore, Beintehaan, etc but here he used his pea size brain for composition.
Here are the lyrics
Cut karke cut karke
Seene se dil cut karke
Kahaan chaldi bach karke
Cut karke cut karke
Cut karke dil kahaan phir patch kiya re
Kabhi chhod diya dil, kabhi catch kiya re
Saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
Kabhi chhod diya dil, kabhi catch kiya re
Saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re
4. I Am A Hunter- Gangs of Wasseypur
The genre of this song is “Chutney Music” LOL. This type of music is composed by the traditional people of UP, Bihar, West Bengal and Chennai. You might want to snatch your hair after hearing the song. Grammar nazi better not listen.
Here are the lyrics
I am a hunter and she want to see my gun
When I pull it out boy the woman start to run
She beg me to see it, she beg me to show it
But when I reveal it, she want to run and hide
Haailoo Haailoo Hello
5. Laila- Shootout at Wadala
Released in 2013 this movie was a biographical crime film based on the book Dongri to Dubai. The item number of this film “Laila” became a viral song which was done by Sunny Leone. Oo La La. The lyrics are crazy AF so please don’t try to understand.
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Here are the lyrics
Dil tera le legi
Jaan teri le legi
Imaan tera le legi
O Laila teri.. hey
O Laila teri.. hey hey
O Laila teri le legi
Tu likh ke le le hey hey
O Laila teri le legi
Tu likh ke le le
6. Ullu Ka Pattha- Jagga Jasoos
The movie was widely loved by the audience and appreciated by the critics. But the starting words of this song has some words which I interpreted in a different. Were they making fun of specially abled people?
Here are the lyrics
Ullu-le, Ullu-le, Ullu-le
Lets us now look at the funny songs of the 90s-
7. Teri Le Loon- Tere Mere Beech Mein
The same conventional song where the boy tries to hold the girl and the girl is running away from him. The moves that the actor and actress do are electrifying. Trust me, hold your stomach and watch the video.
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Here are the lyrics
Teri le loon baahe baah mein
Teri le loon baahe baah mein
Chhed mat deewane
Mujhe rah mein
Khol ke mujhko dede,
Oh dede dede…
8. Hum Toh Tambu Mein Bambu Lagae Baithe- Mard
This movie starred our legendary Amitabh Bachchan. I can even believe my eyes that he is in the song and the truth hurts. The lyrics are very notorious.
Here are the lyrics
Hum Toh Tambu Mein Bambu Lagae Baithe
Hum Toh Tambu Mein Bambu Lagae Baithe
Maine Zor Lagaya, Haiyya Hoo!
Haath Se Bhi Dabaya
Par Dil Ki Miti Na Chubhan
9. Din Mein Leti Hai, Raat Mein Leti Hai- Amaanat
The guts that the lyricist had I bow in front of you, sir. Don’t cringe after reading this and also after hearing this in Ela Arun’s voice. Why God why?
Here are the lyrics
Chhat pe leti hai, kamre me leti hai
Bistar me leti hai, khule aam
Let ke leti hai, baith ke leti hai
Kya bura hai uska nam leti hai, kiska?
Apne sajan ka apne balam ka
10. Khada Hai- Andaz
When I see the beautiful face of Juhi Chawla in this the I really feel pity for her. What is standing or I should say erect is understood by all.
Here are the lyrics-
Khada hai khada hai khada hai dar pe tere aashiq khada hai
Khol khol khol darwaja khol bol bol bol pyar ke do bol
Khada hai khada hai khada hai dar pe tere aashiq khada hai
11. Main Laya Hoon Chuha Apna- Yaar Gaddar
I wonder if Kareena has seen Saif Ali Khan dancing in this song? Why did you do this Saif?
Here are the lyrics
Ladki diwani hai ye karti hai ui ui ui ui
Main laya hu chuha apna, chuha apna, chuha apna
Arey mai laya hu chuha apna, kaha hai teri chuhi