Dad’s talk less but I guess are blessed with the best homely humor. Sometimes their jokes are such that are really hard to digest. And sometimes their jokes can own you. Here is a list of the 20 best dad jokes that will make you cringe and smile at the same time.
1. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.
2. Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
3. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
4. Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”
5. The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
6. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant
7. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
8. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
9. How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.
10. I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad.
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
12. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
13. The rotation of earth really makes my day.
14. What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
15. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
16. I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts
17. I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
18. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
19. If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
20. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
