Every Header is a genuine News. Baki Sab gyaaan hai..
1. Inflation “bole to MudraSfiti”,Mehngai” is in negative zone for last 17th months, at -0.85 pc in March – Full News
It literally means “Ache din aa gae”and in fact “aa chuke hain for last 17 months and you dint know about it”. Everything is becoming cheaper day by day.
Prices of Fruits, Vegetables, Petrol, Diesal,Maruti ka SCross,all consumbales are falling daily except Property Prices in Mumbai and Samosa prices in Multiplexes.
2. Today Delhi Chief Minister Shiri Kejriwal Warned Ola,Uber for their surge pricing – Full News
Kejriwal today gave warnings like “Licence cancellation” and “Impounding of vehicle” till free wifi is given to all delhi residents to use these Application based services.
Kejriwaal has meanwhile asked Transport Minister Gadkari to gift him 10000 taxis so that he can write a letter to PM and offer him help in such critical situation like he did for water crisis.
“Bania hu ji “
3. Rahul Gandhi attacks Mamata Banerjee for not fullfiling her election promises – Full News
Rahul Gandhi again forgot all the content he remebered last night to lauch this political attack.
When one reporter asked Rahul Gandhi –“ Sir What would you have done differently in West Bengal ?”
Rahul Gandhi Answered in his usual witty way—“Don’t ask Rahul Gandhi what he can do..Ask your self..What you can do differently for Bengal???”
4. Drinking beer instead of water not our culture: “Shiv Sena” – Full News
In a major breakthrough, one of our own Nationalist Party has solved water crisis by this one liner “Drinking beer instead of water not our culture”.
Party referred to all the breweries that are in Maharshtra to be closed to save water.
Another Ultra Nationalist Party has came up with one more brilliant idea to save water “ Adding Water to Whisky is not in our Culture”.
5.BJP,MP Vijay Goel today violated odd-even rule for which he was fined 2000 Rs. – Full News
I think he is a poor politician, otherwise he would have said in Akshay Kumar voice
” Aaaj ka fina to laaga diya, Ab ye bhi bta do inspector sahib ki mahine ka kitna hoga”
6.Dipa Karmakar creates history by becomin first Indian Gymnast to qualify for Olympics – Full News
So far 11 Indian Males have qualified for Gymnastics in Olympics,22 years old Tripura Girl Dipa becomes first girl to achieve this.
well done Dipa–Another Olympics Medal Hope 🙂
7. Sushma Sawraj today asked China about China’s Masood Azahr Veto in United Nations – Full News
Masood Azhar- The same guy we freed in 1999 because of IC 814 kandhar hijack and alleged conspirator of Pathankot attacks.
China recently vetoed one motion in UN that would have labelled him international terrorist.
Now what should India do ??? Ask china–“ji aap ne aisa kyu kia ” ..Wo hame na Pakistan ne bola tha..”Oh acha islie..chalo thik hai aage se thoda dhayan rakhien..”
8. Brazil has started impeachment (MAHABHIYOG) proceedings against its President Dilma Rousseff over charges of manipulation of Government Accounts – Full News
Dilma Rousseff has lost voting in lower house (unka loksabha).
Very good step though for their democracy. But how about India??
Yaha “Preach” jada hota hai “Impeach” to ek thanedar bhi nahi ho sakta..Waise There is a new party..”they have all the impeachment rights” –Ye bhi corrupt hai ji..sab mile hue hain ..
9.IPL bhi hai ji
Hyderabad ke Laxman ki Sunrisers Vs Mumbai ke Ameero wali Indian.
10. Weather— Garm hai bus!!!
