1.Bhagwan Ke Naam Paar Kuch Dedo Beta
So there’s ever been a week when your neighbours didn’t ask for “Chaye-Patti”, “Dudh” or something else?I mean they could have easily gone to the market and bought those things.But “free ke maal jo maza hai oh oor kaha milega” – this seems to be their tagline.Free ka maal dikha and they are like – “Give it to us”.
2.How Much Money Do You Make?
You got a new job.The next time you face your neighbours,they will all be like – “Salary Kitna Hai?”.They find it very much pleasing to ask someone this question no matter how uncomfortable he might be while answering the question.”Uncle ji,you’re asking this question because you wanna make me your son-in-law?” :v
3.Always Staring At You Is Their Birth Right
They will look at you everywhere,be it a park,be it your balcony etc.And if they ever see you with a girl at some place,brace yourself,you’re gonna get “phcuked up” when you reach home because they are like “newspaper-reporters” to your mom.Whatever I’m doing with my own life,what’s your problem crazy neighbours?
4.How Old Is Your Daughter?/How Old Is Your Son?
You’ve got some dreams to fulfill.You’ve got an ambition i.e to stand up in life on your own.But your “shaadi ka umar” has come.Even if your parents don’t want to shutter your dreams by getting you married now,the neighbours’ discussions on this matter will force your parents to rethink about their decision.And ultimately your parents will be brainwashed by your neighbours who just want to see you in “shaadi-ka-mandap”.And at last your parents will get you married only because “lok-kya-kahenge”.I think many of our users will be able to relate to this point.
They can call up their relatives and can make as much noise as they want.But when you’re watching a football or cricket match at night,they will complain that you watch TV too loud. -_-
7.What’s Going On?
They love to inquire about what’s going on in your house after they hear a conflict.They are less worried about the problems in their own houses and are interested like hell to know about the problems in your house.
8. Hey,You Can’t Park Here
They bought a new car knowing that there’s no area for parking in front of their home.But they think that the area in front of your house belongs to them.So they always park their car there no matter how much trouble you and your family are having because of that.And when you go and talk to them about it,they are always like – “Thorasa Adjust Karlo Na Bhaisaab”.
I’m not against the kids but still when they cry loudly and their parents just don’t do anything to stop them,I get irritated.
There have hardly been some days when your family didn’t have an argument with your neighbours over any matter.