10 Ways In Which Bollywood Has Ruined Your Life

SRK, Kajol,Salman Khan, Madhuri Dixit? Oh! Hearts skip a beat every time Bollywood is around. But lets be honest here, and take a moment to reflect on how sometimes, Bollywood ruins our lives. s

Lets get started with the topic, shall we?

1. The Unrealistic Expectations about Love

We are the generation that grew up with DDLJ, KHNH and the like. So, our love lives if we have any, suffer while we expect a Karan Johar like twist in the mostly sad stories.

2. The Airport Scenes

Am I the only one that thinks my life isn’t complete until someone chases me to the airport to stop me from boarding a plane just because they’ll miss me Oh-So-Much? *squirms uncomfortably*

3. There is no background music

So you have no idea how to feel when. There is no theme track to make you feel heroic, no sad tunes when you get dumped. SRK has it so much easier, no?

4. Humor is not all you need

Nope. Making a funny comment on your boss will not lighten the situation, you’ll get fired. Tried and tested, we promise.

5. The origin of the art of friend-zone

“Pyaar dosti hai”. This is why we would like to take a moment of silence for all our brothers and sisters deep, deep in friend-zone. Because your life is not Kuch Kuch Hota Hai and darling, you are no Anjali Senior.

6. Rains are never romantic

Even if Shahid Kapoor, Kareena Kapoor and all those glam dolls claim so. Most times you are caught unprepared in the damn rains, your hair gets so frizzy that you give a complex to the Lion King, and your partner is probably not around. Also did we tell you? Incase you are planning to break into a dance on the roads, be rest assured that the unsuspecting strangers don’t know the perfectly choreographed steps.

7. Marriages aren’t happily ever after

In-laws can be grilling. You’ll miss your mommy’s khaana, life will be a lot more complicated in general. More rules, more commitments, more bills to pay. Why did you ever decide to marry, why?

8. Daadi isn’t always cool

Do not pull a “I can have kids, there’s no need for marriage” while she tries to convince on reasons to marry. You’ll end up with a scandalized, scarred for life daadi who will question your every move, even your sneezing.