1. Pretending to be HUGE fans of automobiles and trying to be cool by showing off their “wiki-knowledge” of cars and bikes.
2. Thinking that saying words like-“SAXXXXXX” out loud will make them “cool”.
3. Being “Brand conscious” and thinking that only their dad’s can afford expensive stuff.
4. And judging the ones who aren’t pseudo-brand conscious.
5. Buying a DSLR and creating a photography page on Facebook or Instagram.
6. Taking the picture of every bulls**t that they lay their eyes on.
7. And of course, adding “FU*K” at the end of every to show they too can speak “Angrezi”.
8. BC Sutta: If you smoke, you are cool and if you don’t, you aren’t.
9. “Tu peeta nahi? Kesa Chu hai!” (Because Hey! Only cool people drink, okay?)
10. And “Broes Before Hoes”: A hashtag that should be mentioned in every picture they upload with their guy friends.
11. The old habit of NEVER doing their homework and proudly announcing the same in the class.
12. Another habit of touching their hair once in a while for absolutely NO GOD DAMN REASON.
Uh! No, not EVERY guy looks THIS hot while doing the same.
13. And checking out themselves anywhere they can find their reflection.
14. Obviously all “Cool” boys are football fans. Duh!
15. If you have a girlfriend, then YOU ARE THE MAN!
16. Maal thi yaar: Checking out hot chicks and exchanging lame looks.
17. The lame handshakes, twist-shake, high five, punch-shake, faltu-shake and whatever.
18. Uploading EVERYTHING on social networking sites.
Get over it. You’re not a celebrity!
19. Doing stunts only to impress a girl
20. And last but not the least: #TheFitnessFreaks
#Gym #WorkOut #GymIsLife #IWorkOut #Hot #Sweaty #FeelingSoGood #ExhaustedButWillUploadAShirtlessSelfie #SelfieBeforeHoes #FaltuHashtag #AurFaltuHashtag #EkAurBakwaasHashtag #Hashtag #HashtagForTheSakeOfHashtag #LastWaalaHashtag
