Bollywood & TV
Don’t Waste Your Time! 11 Movies You’re Lucky To Have Missed!!!
But one thing we all agree on is that no one likes watching a sub-standard movie. And believe me there are many of them!
Here are 11 of these ‘jewels’ that have released in the recent past.
3 actors with triple roles? Sajid Khan take a bow! Sirf aap hi aisa kamaal kar sakte ho! A little part inside of me died while watching this movie.
2. Dhoom 3
Bike Jet ski ban jaata hai. Phir vapas bike ban jaata hai! Aamir went for an out and out commercial movie, and well he raked in the moolah. But the film was poor. Heavily ‘inspired’ from ‘The Prestige’, being a huge Dhoom franchise fan, this one angered me.
3. Race 2
Want to learn how to make a pathetic movie with a more than competent ensemble cast? Ask Abbas Mustan! Unlike the first part, the movie wasn’t even engaging. Put random twists and turns and make a script around it. And Race 2 is ready!
“Marketing?” Check. “Music?” Check. “Promotion?” Check. “Script?” —— “Script?!!” Nah, not needed. The marketing made the movie seem like a champion movie. Sadly, I fell for it. And I regret it so much. Even Shahrukh’s acting couldn’t save this one.
A true masterpiece. Aisi picture banane ke liye bhi talent chahiye hota hai boss! With comic expert Akshay Kumar in the movie, this movie was a disaster from start to finish.
Sajid Khan strikes again! Himmatwala was scary. No it wasn’t a horror movie, it was just that bad. Ajay Devgan suffered the most from this venture, his hit movie streak came to an end with this one.
7. Tees Maar Khan
There was nothing watchable in the movie. Maybe except “Sheila ki Jawaani”. Nah. That also got boring after a minute. If you haven’t watched this colossal waste of time, I envy you. You are a lucky, lucky man.
8. Jai Ho
Bhai went out of his usual Masala action movies to a movie with a social message. And safe to say, it backfired. Big time. The movie was executed poorly. Bhai ki personality wasn’t enough to save this one!
9. One two three
Ensemble cast. Terrible terrible movie. This movie will terrify you for eternity. In spite of veteran Paresh Rawal’s presence, this one was a bouncer for everyone. I walked out during intermission. 3rd degree torture.
10. Ram Gopal Varma ki Aag
Varma ji kya banaaya aapne? Ye kya tha?!!
Bachchan sir was also in this movie. I have no idea why. This movie got more publicity post release than it did before its release. Because it was that bad.
How can this list ever be complete without Sir KRK? Oscar worthy acting and Cannes award worthy direction! Disclaimer: Watching this might make you feel suicidal. Watch at your own risk!