1. Updating “Duck face” selfies
*DUCK FACE* LOOKS EVEN WORSE ON GUYS!
2. Creating photography pages only because they own a DSLR
3. Updating status like:
4. Changing their relationship status from single to in a relationship with my their friend of same sex only to look cool.
Cool? Not So Cool!
5. Changing their relationship status from “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated” after having small useless arguments.
6. The outdated- mainstream weird poses and swags. These swags aren’t gonna pay your bills 10 years later. Padhai karo baccho, padhai!
7. Tagging 50+ friends on their profile picture only to get likes and comments.
8. And then thanking each and every person individually in several comments only to increase the number of comments on their picture.
9. Using SMS language and this- “MaH LiFe, MaH rUlEs. F**k AlL! Oh, Lol!”
10. Adding quotations in their descriptions/captions that do not match their picture at all and giving unnecessary credits like Photo Credits, Approval Credits, Disapproval credits, No credits, All the F***ing credits!
AGAIN!
11. Posting about every single activity on Facebook. You are no celebrities people!
12. ANNNNDD This shit!
13. And last but not the least, sending Candy Crush requests to everyone in their friend list. PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE, GUYS! WE HAVE LIVES TO LIVE!
