Kissing is an integral part of any relationship; basically it is to express how much you love and care for your partner. Kissing improves the bonding between the partners both at an emotional as well as physical level. Whether it’s when you meet your partner or when you drop her near her house, you can’t resist the urge to kiss, isn’t it?
Kissing is creating a moment which is far more intimate than the intercourse. When you kiss, you can feel the warmth in your heart, you can taste the sweetness of lips, you can experience the intimacy of the minds and bodies. However as passionate and romantic it sounds, it’s not always like that. There are a lot of thoughts running through the mind while kissing.
So here I have listed a set of thoughts that a guy has in his mind while kissing any girl.
1. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Sometimes it’s hard to differentiate between reality and fantasy. And when it’s your first kiss, oh boy! You sure are in the seventh heaven. It can be hard to believe that a kiss just happened; better pinch yourself to believe it.
2. How does my breath smell? I should have prepared for this.
No matter whether it’s your first time or the hundredth time to kiss, you don’t want your breath to smell bad. So always keep a mouth freshener or a gum in your pocket. “How long it’s been since I brushed?” is the most common question guys have in their minds ?
3. To be the man, you gotta kiss the girl! WOOOOOOOO!!!
Now I am the man! I did it. One of the best things about being a guy is that you get to kiss girls.
4. Okay, this is a bit awkward.
Kissing is great, but it can also be super-awkward if you’re not doing it properly or if your lips are not positioned at the right angle. Suddenly you realize it and it ruins the moment.
5. Eyes wide shut!
“If I keep my eyes opened while kissing her then she might think of me as some creep. But then I wanna look into her eyes as I kiss her to remember this forever.”
6. The Moment!
The mind is completely blank. No thoughts, no care of surroundings and all focus on this moment. The best way of kissing is by enjoying it.
7. Please knock the door! Nobody’s home! Don’t come!
The perfect way of ruining a couple moment is by walking up to them when they’re kissing and saying “Have a nice day”. A guy always wants to avoid roommates, the parents, or any random stranger interrupting a kiss.
8. Who’s in charge?
Should I push the pace? Maybe now it’s the right time where I show her the magic of my tongue. Or should I just let her do all the stuff?
9. Is there a time-out? I could keep doing it for hours.
Well, all good things must come to an end. After a long sensational make-out session, it’s time to part away your lips, but exactly when? Is she going to stop or should I make the call?
10. Am I really burning up my calories?
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Who needs a gym when you can have the kiss. A guy wonders if he’s really losing out on calories.
11. Why does the nose come in between?
Is the nose coming in between? Nose doesn’t come in between if you kiss in the proper way. Anyways, even if it comes in between, just ignore it and lose yourself in the affection of each other. That’s all that matters.
12. Am I getting laid tonight?
I climbed the first step, is tonight the night? Is it just a fling, a gesture to show you’re interested, or something more? It happens mostly in the movies where you get laid after a passionate kiss.
13. Kissing is not simple! It’s an art.
I am kissing her. Should I move myself a bit? Okay, I might get a strain from this posture. Where am I supposed to put my hands now? Am I breathing from my nose? HELP I CAN’T BREATHE! Why don’t they make a kissing guide?
14. Was I good? Tell me I am the best!
I hope I kissed her better than her high school boyfriend. Tell me if it was good, tell me you liked it? Guys are self-conscious.
15. Good, now I have enhanced hearing!
Who let the TV on? I can hear the dog barking outside the building, I can hear your notification tone, I can hear the water dripping sound. Kissing enhances your senses, makes you hyper-aware. I am a superhero now.
16. Just like in the movies!
Baby, you’re the queen, I am the king. Just like a fairy-tale with a happy ending. One of those famous movie scenes would definitely pop into your head once in a while when you’re kissing.
17. Go for the second base!
Can I touch her now? Enough with the kissing, I am super-charged now. Let’s go in the bedroom and start the action.
18. Chal beta selfie le le re
No. If it’s your first time, don’t take any pictures of kissing or the girl will think of you as some pervert. If you’re in a relationship, then there’s nothing better than capturing the love moment forever. It’s such a romantic thing.