Humour
20 Wannabe Acts Indian Boys Do That They Consider Cool But Actually Aren’t
1. Pretending to be HUGE fans of automobiles and trying to be cool by showing off their “wiki-knowledge” of cars and bikes.
2. Thinking that saying words like-“SAXXXXXX” out loud will make them “cool”.
3. Being “Brand conscious” and thinking that only their dad’s can afford expensive stuff.
4. And judging the ones who aren’t pseudo-brand conscious.
5. Buying a DSLR and creating a photography page on Facebook or Instagram.
6. Taking the picture of every bulls**t that they lay their eyes on.
7. And of course, adding “FU*K” at the end of every to show they too can speak “Angrezi”.
8. BC Sutta: If you smoke, you are cool and if you don’t, you aren’t.
9. “Tu peeta nahi? Kesa Chu hai!” (Because Hey! Only cool people drink, okay?)
10. And “Broes Before Hoes”: A hashtag that should be mentioned in every picture they upload with their guy friends.
