Everyone is Annoyed with Our Neighbor Aunty or Some other Aunty in our Locality who continuosly keeps poking her nose to every second person going through the street..
So here are 10 Dialogue’s Every Indian Aunties Say..
1. SAARA DIN BAS LADKIYON KE SAATH GHUMTA REHTA HAI , KUCH PADHAI VADHAI HAI YA NAHI ?
ARE, AUNTY PAR AAPKO KYA KARNA HAI ? MEIN PADHAI KARU YA NA KARU? FHIIR BHI AAPKE BETE SE 2 KT KAM AAYE HAI END SEM MEIN…
2. BETA TUMHAARI BEHEN TOH BADI SHARIF HAI, TUM KYUN AISE NIKLE?
KYA, KARU AUNTY GHAR MEIN AGAR SAB SHARIF HOGE TOH AAP JAISE LOG. . PARESHAN KARKE RAKH DETE HAI ISLIYE BHAGWAAN NE KAHA… JAA. .BETA JAA… JEE LE APNI ZINDAGI…
3. BETA MERE BETE SE DOOR RAHA KARO ..KEH DETI HUN , KAHIN AISA NA HO KI MERA BETA BHI TUMHARE JAISE HO JAYE..
HAA,AUNTY AAPKA BETA DUDH KA DHULA HUA HAI , ASLI KARNAMO KE BAARE MEIN SUNOGE TOH . . CHULU BHAR PAANI MEIN DUB MAROGE… MUU MAT KHULAAO MERA….
4. BETA GAADI KITNA TEZ CHALATE HO , SADAK PE AANE JAANE WALON KA TOH KHAYAAL RAKHA KARO THODA ..
AUNTY EK KAAM KARTA HU . . .KAL SE PAIDAL HI JAAYA KARUNGA . . . GAADI BECH DETA HU . . . AAP KEHTE HO TOH …
5. BETA NICHE JAA HI RAHE HO TOH MERA EK KAAM KAR DOGE PLEASE ?
HA AUNTY. . BOLO NA AAP HI KE LIYE TOH JEE RAHE HAI HUM, KAL SE . . . GHARKI SAAF SAFAAI BHI KAR DIYA KARUNGA. . . AUR KUCH BHI AGAR HOGA TOH VO BHI BATA DIJYEGA…
6. BETA KAM SE KAM KAPDE TOH DHANG KE PEHNA KARO.. LOG KYA KAHENGE..
HA AUNTY. . AAP TOH REHNE HI DIJYE. . AAPKA DRESSING SENSE PATA HAI SAARE MOHALE K0. . AUR LOG KUCH NAHI . . SIRF AAP HI SAARA DIN POORE GAAV KI PANCHAAT KARTE REHTE HAI AUR BAAKI KISI KO BHI ITNA TIME NAHI AAPKE JAISA.
7. BETA VO NUKAD PE OON AAWARON KE SAATH KYA KAR RAHE THE ? BATAUN TUMHAARI MUMMY SE ?
HA AUNTY BATA DO . . . MEIN BHI BATATA HU AAPKO . . KYA KYA KARTA HAI AAPKA BETA . . VO GANDHI CHOWK KE PICHE WALI SUNSAAN GALLI MEIN . . .AUR PEHLI BAAT TOH YEH KI AUNTY . . VO AAWARE NAHI HAI . . MERE DOST HAI . . AUR DOST SE BADHKAR MERE LIYE KOI NAHI HAI . . .
8. BETA AUR KITNE SAAL REH GAYE HAI PADHAI KO ?
AUNTY HAR 6 MAHINE MEIN POOCHOGE TOH . . MERA JAWAAB . . .WOH HI RAHEGA NA. . .AB . . KYA AAP BHI. . . PADHAI HO JAYEGI TOH . . BATA DENGE . . AAPKO . . KAHIN ACHE JAGAH PAR JOB LAGWA DE RAHE HO KYA ? PEHLE BATA DETA HU . . PACKAGE 3-4 LAKH KE NICHE NAHI CHALEGA. .
9. BETA SHAADI KA KYA PLAN HAI ? 25 KE TOH HO HI GAYE HOGE TUM…
HA AUNTY AAPKE YAHAN 25 SAAL MEIN SHAADI HO JAATI HAI TOH KYA SAB JAGAH PAR PITWA PITWA KE SHADIYAN KARWAOGE ? ABHI TOH PADHAI POORI HUI HAI . . JOB TOH LAGNE DO. . DO CHAAR PAISE KAMAUNGA KHUD SE TAB JAAKE KOI BAAP APNI BETI DEGA NA ? KI . . .
10. SAARA DIN BAS ZHOR ZHOR SE ANGREZI GAANE BAJATA REHTA HAI
HA AUNTY AAPKO MERE SE BADI PROBLEM HAI , AAPKA BETA BHI BAJATA HAI . . POORE MOHALE KO SUNAI DE OOTNA ZHOR SE PAR HUMNE TOH KABHI AISE SHIKAYAT NAHI KI . . JAWAAN BACHE HAI . . ABHI NAHI MAZE KARENGE TOH KABHI KARENGE AUNTY ? SAMJHA KARO. .